matanuska thunderfuck

a very potent strain of marijuana grown in the matanuska region of Alaska, made famous by its potency and unusual name. Sadly, this strain is not grown anymore for unknown reasons.

popularly called mtf for short.

Commonly misspelled on this website as manatuska thunderfuck

Pothead 1: Dude i blazed some matanuska thunderfuck last night and i was trippin!
Pothead 2: Damn, i gotta get me some of that

by akstoner907 September 20, 2010

cumbreathing thunderfuck

When a girl gives you a blowjob, and you bust too big of a load, causing her to choke and cough. usually lots of swears will be used during this, like the swear god of Madagascar, Thunderfuck.

A mad hot blondie is blowin ya, and you cream a huge one, filling her throat. She gags, calls you lots of insults, and you smile, and reply "she's a cumbreathing thunderfuck" to the tune of "she's a very kinky girl"

by Bam Spazzy December 7, 2009

Thunderfuck

Using a car battery during sex, usually attaching one of the jumper cable ends to the penis and the other end to the vagina or anus, resulting in an electrifying experience.

I've never seen hair stand up like Jill's after she was thunderfucked.

by Jabib March 9, 2008

alaska thunderfuck

Some dank ass motherfuckin weed.
one hit and you'll be on your ass..
and the white widow up hurr.. DAYUM!

Shitsonn, one hit of that alaska thunderfuck and i was seein little smurfs trying to steal my underwurrz

by Cathyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy March 22, 2008

Alaskan Thunderfuck

Sarah Palin's former nickname on the basketball court. Derived from the fact that she hosted wild, out-of-control home orgies at the time.

"Next quarter plant yourself in front of the net, Alaskan Thunderfuck!" - as stated on the b-ball court

"Don't be hoggin' the ball(s), A.T." - as stated at both the orgies and the b-ball games

by XF42 August 6, 2009

Thunderfucked

Weed so deadly, whoever smokes it is instantly thunderfucked. Guaranteed to disable even the most hardcore of potheads.

Hey Mikey, your handling this shit pretty well.
Naa man, i gotta sit down, I'm thunderfucked.

by Hulio K March 31, 2013

Thunderfucker

A person who takes credit for anything that is not theirs.

"She took my presentation, put her name on it and took it to senior management again. Total thunderfucker."
"Ill send it to them the night before it's due, make that thundafucker look like the idiot they are when they open their mouth"

Not to be confused with "Fundafucker" - which is the out of office equivalent.

by livebythesword November 25, 2019