Thick Dart

A bishop in the game of chess (chess piece)

Those are some thick darts you have lined up! You are about to win the queen!!

by Udorri July 21, 2021

Tow Truck Driver

A person that requires very little sleep. Fueled by caffeine, nicotine and crude humor. Often working 6-12 days straight without off time. Thrives in bad weather and drives into it while others drive away, Enjoys listening to people complain about their 9-5 jobs and how their hours are to hard.

Oh you crashed your car into a ditch at 3am in the snow? Don't worry call the Tow Truck Driver, they never sleep anyways.

by Nivek November 4, 2017

Truck Douche

Those dudes that think they're the shit because they fly down the highway in their lifted F-350's doing 100 in a 60. Many times you can see one coming in the rear view mirror; the truck douche will speed up until he is almost riding your ass and then he will very quickly swerve around you into the next lane. He will then proceed to annoy the hell out of everyone else in proximity.

These bitches deserve a big fat ticket and a swift kick in the truck-nuts.

Driver: "Wow this is such a nice relaxing car ride"
Passenger:"Dude, truck douche 6:00!"
(Truck Douche speeds by, truck nuts dangling)
Driver:"What a dick, I hope he crashes that damn truck"
(Huge fireball erupts, sending truck douche and fried truck nuts flying)

by Huevon June 19, 2010

Truck Driver Fart

A loud, monstrous, gaseous explosion from the anus that claps the ass cheeks and rattles the walls

"Bro, that fat girl probably rips off a couple truck driver farts every morning - I'm gonna get her drunk tonight and bang her silly"

by Dawn Keedic May 17, 2010

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Dump Truck Deposit

The act of taking a shit in a semi-public area (i.e. alley, sidewalk), transporting it and leaving it on the floorboard of the nearest unlocked car.

"Dude, I just made a Dump Truck Deposit in that mitsubishi outlander. There was some chick passed out in the seat, but I don't think she noticed."

by stinkassnixon March 12, 2010

King Thick Dick

The greatest ruler to ever live, he is king thick dick of fuck you mountain. Eats ass nine to five on weekdays like it's their fuckin job. He your new daddy and fucks yo daddy! Everybody's his son fuck you're probably his son. Fucks his way through the whole nation on the daily. Only music he like is the trap remix of your momma suckin dick. Spit on the Pope once and the pope said "thank you". Eats pussy so good it can be heard through the whole nation. He's yo step daddy, yo daddy, and yo momma. He goes back in time to fuck yo grandmomma in her prime. Even yo daddy calls him daddy. His semen can cure yo stank ass breath. Can suck his own dick without bending forward. Cloned himself so he can fuck himself, just to know. Will fuck the mall Santa, the mall Santa sits on his lap. Can fuck across eight planes of exsistance at once. Eat the ass until the hole disappears. Fuck you mountain would be a lesser place without him. He uses the tears of trump supporters as lube. Shit, he was the Big Bang. He creates a galaxy every time he fucks. He was never born, he's always been here. Don't step up to King Thick Dick, you'll get fucked until you give up. The only person who can step to him is Super King Thick Dick. He bakes with baby batter in yo momma's oven. Impregnates women by the thousands. What's a condom? He don't know. You wish you could be a princess so you could ride that dick into the sunset. It ain't snow up on this mountain, the snow ain't snow.

Who do you think you are? King Thick Dick of fuck you mountain

by King Thic Dic June 12, 2016