Threeple

People who watch three or more hours of t.v. in a day.

Threeple are more likely to get Alzheimers.

by JVD&LaMoo April 6, 2010

threadless

a website in which many trendsters go to buy artist's t-shirts. very artsy, and emo.

girl 1: "hey, that boy has a bloody heart on his black t-shirt."
girl 2: "he must've got it from threadless."

by sweaterr. December 2, 2005

bee eating treetles

When your slightly faded while doing hw and you write bee eating treetles instead of tree eating beetles...multiple times.

Trees warned each other of bee eating treetles through their complex mycorrhizal system.

by Gojo1234 February 3, 2023

Treetle

An animal that is half tree and half turtle

awwwz look at the baby treetles they cute

by Crazy_Angel August 5, 2008

Treelestation

To be raped or sexually abused by a single or multiple trees, often leading to an infestation of demons and becoming a deadite.

After Cheryl Williams' treelestation, she became a deadite.

by talktojessie December 8, 2010

Tweetless Day

A national holiday that occurs whenever President Donald Trump uses every last ounce of willpower to keep his tiny hands off his phone and abstain from tweeting for 24 hours.

John: The president hasn't tweeted for over a day now. I guess there's no fake news today.
Jill: Happy Tweetless Day!

by ThatPunnyPeep321 June 9, 2017

teetles

small petit breast, tiny titties

wow you got a nice pair of teetles

by bucket bird December 27, 2020