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three hole puncher

When a girl/boy gets penetrated in three places at one time, whether by a penis or another foreign object.
Louis was recived a three hole puncher when three by three guys when they put their penises inside him. One in his mouth, one in his anus, and one in his ear. This happens to him alot.
by WiTBsh? November 20, 2007
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Three Hole Punch

I gave her the three hole punch on my desk.
by Anonymous August 20, 2003
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Three Hole Goal Hat Trick

The act of penetrating and ejaculating in a woman’s vagina, anus and mouth in a single sexual session. A more difficult. version of Three Hole Goal.
Max wanted to take the Three Hole Goal to a whole new level when you ejaculatef in his girlfriend’s vagina, ass and mouth in a matter of hours thus completing the Three Hole Goal Hat Trick
by Kim Maxwell March 6, 2018
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Three Hole Certify

The act of having sexual intercourse vaginally, anally, and orally with a woman. May take some time to accomplish, as anally isn't always easy to pull off.
I "Three Hole Certified" my buddy's sister at his wedding. (No shit, I really did it).

Did you "Three Hole Certify" that slut you brought home from the bar?
by ProOnThaSnow January 21, 2009
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Three Hole Punch

When a straight couple assumes the sixty nine position, while the man gives her the shocker and the woman blows him simultaneously.
It started it off as just a blowjob, but within seconds I was giving my girlfriend the three hole punch.
by Phillyguy3 October 13, 2011
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three hole sex

Three hole sex:

This sexual act happens when a man convinces a woman who digs him to do anyfucking to please her man. Consists of oral, vaginal and anal sex.

During sexual encounter, the dude will say shit like, "I want you to suck my dick long and hard, while moaning, "I want to cum in your ass."
An example of three hole sex would be:

"After we closed the bar? We
parked at the lagoon. Started out as a suck and fuck session. I think we must have had three hole sex - cuz every flippin time I fart? My asshole feels like I am shitting razor blades."
by Ryandefiled February 15, 2014
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Three Hole Punch

A heterosexual sexual encounter within which the male has sexual interactions with all three of the woman's orifices, i.e. fellatio, vaginal sex and anal sex. Also known as the "Three Ring Circus".
I would love to Three Hole Punch her all night
by BlackTeeBandit November 11, 2013
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