thumblock

a greco-roman wrestling move, originating from southwest florida, in which one grappler penetrates the other's asspipe with his thumb

throw in the thumblock!!

by Chuck Blonde January 5, 2008

twotblocker

noun
1. When a man is flirting with a woman. Another man sees that they are flirting and begins flirting with that women, exclusively to the first man. This prevents the first man from getting sex with the woman.
2. A man who is trying to prevent another man from getting sex. He does this by flirting with the girl the original man planned on having sex with.

1. I was real close to getting her in bed, until Johnny walked in and turned it into a real twotblocker.
2. That chick had a thing for me, until the twotblocker started talking to her.

by fushahb20815 May 17, 2009

twoblocka

A girl that looks good from two blocks away.

That girl is a twoblocka.

by meep meep. July 17, 2009

textblock

To prevent a male friend or associate from having sex.

Adam was about to kiss Crystal, when a text from Fred on Crystal's cell phone ruined the situation. Fred totally textblocked Adam.

by MrBananaJoe November 30, 2011

shotblocking

Preventing a person to take a shot in celebration of another person.

I will take a shot for you since your bundle of joy is shotblocking you from taking one!

by Druh March 4, 2014

titblock

a group of women who are showing their boobs

thats a huge titblock over there so go on

by the big wiggle lolipop October 28, 2018

TheBlocksterA5000

it's jim acre WOO HOO

Guys 1: whoa man! that's TheBlocksterA5000!

Guy 2: No man! It's jim acre! NOW SAY IT!

Guy 1: WOO HOO! WOO HOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by rapidnitro57 September 22, 2020