torting

Torting is to hit the booty of a goat while screaming "I'M GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDELIER" at the top of your lungs. Future tense: will tort, past tense: torted.

"Okay, stand up, you can sit down cause Im gonna start. Torting is hitting the booty of a goat while screaming Chandelier by Sia at the top of your lungs, kay?"

by moonfuzzwolf05152 July 26, 2018

Thotting

Attempting to aquire ex girlfriend by not diverging in the world of thots

My girlfriend just asked me Hows it feel to b single , guess im going thotting later

by Mikhaillickalotapus March 31, 2015

Thorzing

to be totally amazing

you are thorzing bro

My girlfriend is thorzing

by Thunderguden April 20, 2017

Thotting out

When your friend you hang out with a lot stops hanging out with you to chase a girl.

Man i fucking hate Matt he is thotting out on me.

by ModernTurk November 17, 2017

Thotting hours

When a person is being a thot between the hours of 3AM-5AM.

We are 45 mins into thotting hours.

by white_girl89 August 2, 2021

Thorping

Walking around town aimlessly

“Hey wanna go thorping” “it’s really nice out today.. we should go thorping” “they look like lost little puppies thorping around like that”

by Sndnsnsjs October 1, 2022

Thorping

The act of gorping with 3 people; one jumping on the stomach of the dead pregnant woman, one with their mouth placed on the anal cavity of the dead pregnant woman to absorb any munt secretions, and one with their mouth on the vagina of the dead pregnant woman to absorb the fetus.

“Yo Scott and Jimmy you want to go thorping tonight? Ms Johnson down the road just died!”

by Benbot26 May 11, 2024