three thirtyitis

Lapse's in concentration that usually occur in the afternoon - typically 3.30pm. These lapse's in concentration typically occur because you are hungry.
It is a very common and popular expression in New Zealand and Australia.

The Continental Cup brand (soup) has produced many ads showing the consequences of three thirtyistis

I have three thirtyitis so I am taking a break (from work)

by charlene_nz October 22, 2009

fat thor

The best version of our lord and savior, Thor. He's a thicc bih that still kicks ass (despite his issue with alcohol and twinkies). Will destroy you in fortnite all while braiding that intense beard. Will snatch your raccoon best friend.

Fat Thor shreked noobmaster69.

by spidermanzbih June 3, 2019

Thirty Helens Agree

"Thirty Helens Agree" was a brief sketch that opened several episodes of TV's THE KIDS IN THE HALL during its first season. Typically thirty women (all named Helen, apparently) would stand out in a field and chant the answer to the proposition -- such as Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" -- Chorus of Helens: "You can't spend too much on a good pair of shoes (or similar bromides)." Then one or two of the Helens would appear and add testimony to the stated point -- "These have lasted me for years," or similar.

Announcer: "Thirty Helens Agree" --

Thirty Helens in field: "Haste makes waste."

Individual Helen: "Don't get in a hurry (or similar)."

by al-in-chgo November 23, 2010

Thordis

A very talented and funny girl who loves her friends. Is very good in bed.

Wow the girl I met last night was a real thordis.

by a-n-d123456 February 28, 2010

Thrust of Thor

The act of literally utterly destroying a girl's ass on the dance floor. The process of thorring leaves the girl with a sore ass in the morning, and desperate for more.

Dylan - "Dude, Rol you totally gave that girl the Thrust of Thor"
Rol - "Yeah, I think all the other girls wanted some"

by Rolliver's Revolver April 16, 2010

thooty

The latinization of the Malayalam term for human and/or animal excrement. "Thooty" is generally synonymous with the Malayalam word "chanagum", although the latter sees more frequent use in agrarian settings.

Watch your step as you walk - it would be rather unfortunate if you stepped in dog thooty

by Dr. Cest August 21, 2010

Zero dark thirty

A humorous way to declare an unknown time in the wee hours of the morning. Especially used by military personnel to describe an unwanted time to be awake or awaken. Usually pronounced "oh" dark thirty.

"What time is morning formation?"

"Have no clue, oh dark thirty I imagine!"

Sgt. Hanson always has us up at zero dark thirty for our morning runs!

by echoseven75 November 29, 2013