Thompintator

Refering to the last name of Thompson

Here comes the Thompintator

by Redfoxx April 17, 2003

thumpkin pumpkin

When one has an erection (he) tucks his hard manship between his legs not allowing her or him to see his erection. Upon checking for head erection he opens his legs allowing his hard erection to hit her square in the face. Thus you have the thumkin pumpkin

Yo bro gave my lady a thumpkin pumpkin last night and today she has a black eye!

by Lickmydick72 January 10, 2017

Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.

Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"

by sxpress7 September 13, 2019

Thumpkin

Close relative to the Blumpkin; The act of masturbating while taking a poop. Ass must remain unwiped.

After taking a Bludumdump, I figured I'd give myself a Thumpkin. Two for one wipe special

by Thumpman March 5, 2021

Thumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob during a fist fight.

I would have won the fight if I wasn’t distracted by getting a thumpkin.

by JayArrrre January 15, 2022