Clam Thermometer

A dick. specifically one inserted into a pussy

I'll tke your temperature with my clam thermometer; Open your legs bitch

by microsoft_bastard March 24, 2003

Thermometer

When you have reached the level of boredom to type "Thermometer" into the google search engine.

I just got a thermometer stuck in my dogs ass. Help me.

by SahenTheTenderTreen November 22, 2016

Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016

Cowboy Thermometer

Horse testicles in Red Dead Redemption 2

"Horse testicles in the newest RDR serve as a kind of cowboy thermometer"

by Kregritt October 25, 2018

terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.

Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!

by mike koofe May 26, 2011

thermometer

the act of having one finger up a girl's asshole while you engage in intercourse.

"i bang'd her and i rock'd a thermometer."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

Meat Thermometer

The act of inserting a meat thermometer into the love canal after the female climax and whispering "baby you've been well done"

Jenny was surprised roger brought kitchenware to bed until she realized he was going to meat thermometer her

by DerekBennett May 16, 2014