ejaculatory therapist 

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

ejaculatory therapist by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

Thepenis 

The ancient Amazonian god of sexual intercourse. Revered as the bringer of fertility and pregnancy among the Amazonian women. Usually depicted as a 50 ft tall human penis erupting from the earth.

Behold, Thepenis, praise be unto him!

Thepenis by Ronald McBigDad September 20, 2016

therapist 

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

therapist by javaturtle January 13, 2004

Therapist 

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

Therapist by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018

Therapist 

You need it.

GET SOME FUCKING HELP. GET A THERAPIST. TREAT YOURSELF NOW.

Therapist by Goofy Plush September 17, 2023

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

NLP Therapist by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

Therapist 

An undercover rapist, don't let them fool you.

Therapist.
TheRapist.
The Rapist.
You don't want to visit the rapist.

Therapist by atiredloser July 13, 2021