Therapist friend

A person who is always there and always tries to help. Synonyms include, Nico.

Yk, I rly wish I had a therapist friend rn

by Nicothepeco April 25, 2022

Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life

dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap

by rex rigus June 22, 2008

ejaculatory therapist

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017

therapist

Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.

My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.

by javaturtle January 13, 2004

Therapist

Someone you go to when you have too much money and need to get rid of it.

I had 100$ laying around so I decided to go to a therapist and get yelled at for an hour.

by Zazzy&TheDankos January 5, 2018

Theracitos

Meaing deafness in the opisite ear from your dominant hand. In all cases is caused by loud sex.

ex OMG SALLY! Your activities is sure to cause theracitos.

by Dakman / The_Wraith February 14, 2005