the j

the j

"the j"

by spegson August 17, 2021

thejasree

A goddess. Someone who is beautiful in every way possible.

You are so Thejasree. Shall I say more?

by sarasboo June 5, 2020

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

thejasvi

Sweet, sexy, and rebellious girl whose name is fuckin satisfaction every time you hear it. This girl is awesome and a rebel at heart. Clear, proud, and open, you can talk to this girl and expect a honest answer no matter how convoluted your questions are. Distance usually keeps you away from this girl, but if you're able to strike a bond early on, your life with this girl will be so godlike it'll make your player knock of a best friend seem like more of a sudden dumbass. If you're a wannabe thug who wants to slay this girl, think again. This girl will materialize in every reflection you see just to tell you to "fuck off". To score a chapter in her life with this girl, there are three simple steps.
1. Fuck off
2. Fuck off
3. Weep and cry cause because the difference between you and a bucket of filthy trash is the bucket
Regardless this girl is amazing. You are soo lucked out to know her and even speak to her. Don't be afraid if she can hear your thoughts. She's nice. Talk to her and ask her out. You won't regret it.

I wish I could be a Thejasvi.

by Seveneleven February 28, 2016

Thejaswini

The sexiest person alive. She is so hot that everyone is all over her. If you're looking for fun, you have to go to her. She has boys lining up for her, but she's way too awesome for them.

P1 : Dude, who's that hot ass girl over there?
P2 : Keep wishing man, you don't have a chance with her. That's Thejaswini.

by Thebestever❤️ January 2, 2017

The J.R. Effect

When a bullheaded person is ill-trained, in charge, and singlemindedly opposes a large team of intelligent dissenters, and this stubborn decision causes severe loss, that is the J.R. effect

Usage note: The J.R. effect is often preceeded by what is known as the chewbacca defense.

Everyone told him not to heat the lava lamp on the stove, but he explained the model of the chemical structure of the subatomic particles and the flashpoint reaction -- we don't know what the fuck he was talking about. Anyway, now he's dead with a shard of glass through his heart as a result of the J.R. effect.

by Coder February 8, 2005

shootin' the j

Playing basketball, commonly in an urban setting; shooting hoops.

1) Hey homes, wanna go shoot the j?
2) I saw him shootin' the j yesterday on the block.

by B-Dawg June 17, 2006