The Ring

Best syndicate from the stupid index, makes awesome arts

Rien: Screw the Index, fuck you clankers
Albina: The Ring is better, bitch*puts him inside the iron maiden again*

by Albina, The Ring Apprentice March 19, 2026

The Ring Girl

The common name given to Samara Morgan from "The Ring", the American remake of the Japanese film/novel "Ringu." People call her this when they can't remember her name, which is stupid because the very people who call her that then proceed to say: "Oh, she is sooo scary! I love her! I didn't get ANY sleep after that movie!" If she had really had that effect on them, then how come they couldn't remember her name?

(Variations include "that girl from The Ring," "Sahara," "the Grudge girl," and "Sadako.")

-at a cosplay convention-

Random Person: Oh, hey! You're, uhh... the Ring girl, right?
Samara Cosplayer: Yeah...
Random Person: Oh, I loved that movie! What was her name again?
Samara Cosplayer: ... you don't know?
Random Person: No. Do you?
Samara Cosplayer: ... Yeah, it's Samara...
Random Person: Samara! Yeah! That's right! And she crawled through the TV and... *walks away*
Samara Cosplayer: ...

by Watashi Wo Korosu Kudasai October 30, 2009

The Ring of Doom

The ring you get from your divorced mother and that you give to the girl you propose.

A: "Look man, I am going to propose to Ming."
B: "Are you serious... do you have a ring?"
A: "Yeah! I got the ring of doom from my mother yesterday."

by rperazag July 15, 2010

The Ring 2

The ring two is a movie made by the people who made the ring 1....or is it. IT was a bad movie with no scary parts in it, it did have funny face in it hto, uno wen the guy was like raped by the little devil girl. it was pointless. the only bad word in the movie was fuck, one time. And unfortunately the only time the audience laughed was at the end wen the mom disowned the child whore posessed girl.

"What movie "dont" you want to see tommorow?"

"Well i hate the movie robots, and all those other gay animated movies but the ring two looks perfectly unscary not to see.."

"well what are we waiting for...lets go not see it!""

by Kacerg March 25, 2005

the ring 2

One of the shittiest moves of all time. The ring 2 was fucking crap people. Samara looked like a fucking man and it generally had a shit story line. There is no scarey parts at all, not even one. There are times when you can tell they've tried to make it a bit scarey, but failed miserably. I saw it once, and believe me once is enough. I would rather lick glass out of my anus than see that again.

do NOT see the ring 2!!!

by Fanni April 14, 2006

The Ring Of Fire

The effects of having too many hot wings.

Man, those wings are going to cause the ring of fire.

by bubblebutt2.0 April 27, 2016

The Ring of Fire

The sexual act of eating the booty hole with garnishes of a hot sauce of your choosing.

"Did you hear Jesse gave a girl the Ring of Fire last night."

"Yeah I heard her hemorrhoids blew up in his face!"

by prtyoski March 7, 2019