drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool

to go diarrhea; or to take an otherwise messy or explosive shit.

After all them nuclear hot wings Joe had to go drop off the slaughtered Cosby kids at the pool.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

shit the pool

to embarrass oneself in front of a decently large audience, usually done in a public place. The action is symbolized by the image of defecating in a pool because in such an event, everyone knows who "shit the pool", causing that individual major embarrassment.

Charlie: "I had the worst day ever. my pants fell down in the middle of my presentation."
Bob: "It's ok, man. Sometimes, you just gotta shit the pool"

by MustardMan September 1, 2013

slicing the pool

to jump from a high platform into a body of water

Did you see Gary slicin the pool earlier?
DAMMMMMMN, they kept slicing the pool at the party so we couldn't swim

by MemDOG13 October 1, 2019

SLICING THE POOL

Slice is a Slang ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS with different techniques to slice the water in half in the pool with diving techniques. This slang and lingo was ORIGINATED IN MEMPHIS TENNESSEE.

I'm about to go slice the pool!

Dang he just sliced that pool.

Slicing the pool is a memphis term and slang to slice the water of the pool in half with certain diving techniques.

by MEMPHIS TALK December 21, 2023

Shirley around the pool

When a person swims majestically and proper around the pool while avoiding water to contact any part of their face.

(The "shirley-er") -"Let's go swimming! But I'm not getting my hair wet..."

(Random person) -"Oh, so are you going to shirley around the pool?"

by The Kawaii Gay Child April 19, 2018

shallow end of the gene pool

Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.

In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

skating the dry pool

Fucking a dry pussy

She wasn't really turned on by Wilson, so he ended up skating the dry pool.

by SFBitcoin March 12, 2019