Slip of the Mouse

When, on the computer, you go to click on a file, page or button and accidentally click on the one next to it resulting in loss of work.

Example 1:
I'm really sorry I meant to press save but instead I pressed don't save, it was an honest Slip of the Mouse.
Example 2:
Damn, I made a Slip of the Mouse I meant to heal but I cast a spell, now I'm all out of mana.

by Smoffie Bluester May 25, 2009

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.

Are you taking the mouse??!!

by mrt3a May 14, 2011

Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.

"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"

by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014

Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

Diarrhea of the Mouse

Uncontrollable rambling via internet - email, blog, instant message, etc. Spin-off of the original phrase "diarrhea of the mouth."

The compulsive blogger suffered a severe case of diarrhea of the mouse.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 11, 2008

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010