Keg

Someone with a beer-gut.
Is the shape of (& sometimes is said to have the mental capacity of) a Keg.
& Keg (Jamie Booth) is no exception!

"Look at that fat,dosile Keg".
or
"Im not into that kind of thing Keg".

by Nigel, Brad & Boris June 1, 2004

kegs

a small humanoid from the west midlands who hates cup-a-coup and loves snow boarding.

There's absolutely no way Kegs would fancy a cup-a-soup

by [e-mail] February 10, 2004

kegged

a surfer who has just got barreled of his tits

by b September 20, 2003

Kegged

To be owned, pwned, or get your ass whooped in a video game or real life.

Carl: Holy shit Jayson just got Kegged!
Markus: Damn man I know that was epic!

Carl: Dude did you see that?
Jayson: Yeah man your ass just got kegged!

by The_Stripper July 1, 2010

KEG

girls ass

i wanna tap that ass like a keg

by Jon Holz May 20, 2004

the keg

accumulating over one years worth of sperm and having a girl drink it all

the keg is awesome

by ekmo fatu June 10, 2006

keg

Slang for faeces

"He dropped a keg"

by K-man September 11, 2003