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The "BIDEN"

That big solid turd you try to force out, which touches your nut sack as it falls out.
I just experienced the "BIDEN" .. gave me goosebumps!!!
by Nobodyuknow January 15, 2021
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The "BIDEN"

When you take a real big turd and as it drops out it reaches out and touches your nut sack on the way through.
Man I took the "BIDEN", I feel violated.. that turd nut tapped me on the way out.
by Nobodyuknow January 16, 2021
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The biden

When a young guy and girl see each other the club and lose control and begin becoming intimate and fondling instantly. The guy brings her back to his place where they rip each others clothes off with a raw animalistic emotion of enthusiasm. Then after a whole session of having sex for over an 8 hour period. The guy ends up all wrinkly and shriveled up. His hair turned pure white. And he has a gained knowledge of over 50 years of years of life experience. And as the girl walks out his door. The only strength he can muster to say is. Bi den.
I'm going out to the club tonight and I hope I get the biden.

Hey did you hear about frankie and what he got last week? Yeah i heard he got the biden. Shit changes your whole life bro.
by Fehtal March 6, 2021
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The Bidet

The secret teleporter from the Loduha’s where they can communicate to Slovakia, and turn on the mighty people of America. The Loduha’s travel through inter-dimensions to conquer the mighty Liberals and CNN. Now they must execute the final order and complete there missions once and for all.
What is the thing on the side of the toilet that squirts your ass.

Uh idk

The Bidet you fucken moron.
by thefarm July 3, 2022
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The Biden effect

The general upwards spin of 2020 (and beyond) after the Joe Biden election win.
*Anything positive happens after the US election*
"Ahhh see, it's the Biden effect".
by JakeDT November 9, 2020
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The Biden

Involves fingers and an unwilling female.
The Onion was onto "the Biden" years ago. "Biden's Handlers Suggesting He Forget The Words 'Pink' And 'Stink' Altogether"
by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit June 29, 2020
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The Biden Whisper

And now Jordan is even doing the Biden whisper! What the actual fuck? You know this is not good for you, right?

Hym “Jesus Christ you’re doing the Biden whisper now!? 🤦 ♂️ See that? The parties are merging. The more the asymmetry is lessened the more they become the same. It’s the exact same thing. THEY ARE THE SAME! That’s what you dumb motherfuckers don’t seem to understand. Do you’re really think they are 2 opposing sides? Constantly fighting for power? WRONG! That’s wrong! It’s the same goddamn thing. That’s why Dr. Don’t Worry Darling is so intent on “The right having their role of defending the hierarchies that keep them in power (that tilt towards tyranny and in spite of their general incompetence) and the left has to speak for people who can speak for themselves (but shouldn’t be taken seriously because they don’t have credentials) and pretend to give a shit about the working class (even though Jordan doesn’t believe they actually care and he’s also projecting because HE ALSO doesn’t care and is a charlatan).
THE SAME. 1 party. ONE! Uno! Ichi! The same goddamn thing on both sides. They do the exact same shit (sometimes in reverse). They aren’t good people because being “good people” to them is taking care of “the smallest viable human unit” THIER family. And you’ll NEVER get yours if it means they’ll lose theirs. And it ALWAYS means they’ll lose theirs because THAT’S HOW FINITE UNITS OF NUMBERS WORK. For them to have, you must have not. What is the statistical likelihood that the son or daughter of whatever business that exists is the most competent person for the job? Well? You’re a statistician aren’t you? What is the likelihood? Is it higher or lower than the likelihood that a cabinet comprised of 50/50 men and women are all the most competent people for the job? LOWER! The answer is LOWER. But if you ask Dr. DemandsRespect he’ll probably say “Well I don’t know I’m not a statistician right now! Right now I’m a pastry chef!” It’s a joke. A whole ass joke. The Biden Whisper? Come on man!”
by Hym Iam November 29, 2022
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