by JackRosa April 21, 2021
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Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.
I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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by BamMFBam November 2, 2017
Get the The Bag mug.A strange and magical place, which typically can only be reached through either a combination of large amounts of shrooms and the use of portable toilets, or prolonged exposure to the transcendent music of the band Phish. Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio was the first to describe the back of the worm; during a show in Amsterdam in 1997, in the middle of a creepy, ambient jam called Wormtown, Anastasio described to the audience his experience of being sucked into a public urinal and riding around on the back of giant worms. Very few others have been lucky enough to experience The Back of the Worm, but most of the people who have did so at Phish concerts.
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The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.
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The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.
Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.
Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.
A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.
A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.
More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.
Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.
A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
The nightmare of Morris, a retard admin of a toxic Telegram group.
A friend of Teesta, Mahi, Mobin, Sam, Kriti, Nidhi, Reaper, Akhilesh, Tanay, Brown, Daksh and many others.
The elder brother of Clara, and younger brother of Kavi and Aishi.
Former role playing husband of Anusha and an ex of Scarlett.
Currently a single guy due to the failure of a love story for trust issues.
A guy with old fashioned perspectives and ethics.
A nature lover who likes genuine things and not materialism or artificial stuffs.
More interested in deep introspection and soul to soul or heart to heart connection with people than new age artificial lusts like technological stuff or super cars.
Doesn't trust offline love so falls in love online so that each lover can love the other genuinely, blindly and unconditionally rather than for their looks, physique or money.
A very complicated and incomprehensible person who can't be understood very easily.
Damn! The Batman (TG) is back! Now he'll change the entire atmosphere of the group.
"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."
The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.
OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
"Morris, run!", said Reaper, "He's gonna create a channel and roast you."
The 16 inch gun of The Batman (TG) surely made Mikey and others rethink their sexual orientation.
OMG! The Batman is making an entry! Play the KGF theme asap!
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