between the two pits

Like down in the dumps, but not quite as bad.

Jim: how you doing today, Frank.
Frank: eh, between the two pits.

by Shine828 July 6, 2022

one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

by kkbb April 28, 2019

The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

slip the two inside

To finger oneself.To masturbate using your fingers. Female term.

Calvin asked Claudia if she slip the two inside. As she masturbates, she replied yes.

by alecs July 12, 2006

The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

the two-finger discount

When you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: "two fingers")

Alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol' ho....better tie a board on your back 'for you fall in that shit....like a tic tac in a whale.... throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

say your woman's working at Mickey D's and she hooks you up with a free McChicken... you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
DUDE1: yo, man, that's one hella value meal. how'd you hook that up?
DUDE2: two finger discount man! you know i got that bitch wrapped around my shit.
DUDE1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho's work at?
DUDE2: shit, man, u lookin for fine girls?...look at those hands!... all clumsy and shit, droppin' crap everywhere...ain't no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a THREE FINGER discount!! wah--haaaa!!

by smark_77 April 30, 2007