Schlub

Noun:
The contents of a colostomy bag...... shit, or feces.

His colostomy bag was filled with schlub.

by mevs January 26, 2023

schlub

An individual who lacks common sense but in an endearing way. They are unaware of their surroundings- this can lead to unfortunate, embarrassing situations. They are a key factor in a friendship group. They can sometimes say insulting things without realising and in rare cases they cannot pronounce their R's.

You're so silly. You're such a schlub

That's such schlubberish behaviour

by THaynes October 14, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

schlub

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014