Royal Flush

The act in which you flush your toilet but remain seated to experience what you hope to be a "Good Time".

In actuality if this ever works then what you experience is a overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and of course the need to repeat the word "Fuck" or "Shit" or even "Shit Fuck"

GUY - Man, i totally busted out a royal flush earlier to get my spirits up
GUY 2 - Did it work?
GUY - No... no it didnt
GUY 2 - Ohh, well that sucks
GUY - Yeah, it made me feel SHITTY
GUY 2 *Slaps* guy in face

by Glenn Hart May 30, 2008

Royal Flush

Going to the toilet to urinate after blowing a load to get rid of any excess semen.

Yo Mr. White I did a royal flush earlier and I almost ascended.
Wr. White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

by Dr_poo June 5, 2022

royal flush

A thing in poker when you have the king, queen, jack, ace, and 10 and they're the same suit (diamonds, spades, clubs, or hearts). It's one of the best hands you can get.

The chances of getting a royal flush when you play poker are extremely low.

by kevins5728 January 23, 2019

Royal flush

A group consisting only of people on the asexual spectrum

"I don't think you should be hitting on them, they look like a royal flush."

"This is a royal flush household and thus sex is frowned upon."

by desertedsilk June 11, 2022

royal flush

when you bust in her mouth and she swallows it

man 1: bro how was the deed
man 2: i hit a royal flush

by Sama Lamay Laykum January 26, 2021

Royal Flush

When all the siblings in a family are queer.

Did you know that Sarah and her sister are both queer? That’s a Royal flush!

by PercyWercy April 5, 2023

Playing Cards: Royal Flush

The gambler equinox weapon of Balanced Craftwars Overhaul. As I am typing this it is not currently released

I love the gambler class, Playing Cards: Royal Flush is so awesome.

by thatguywhoplaysrobloxandisadum June 14, 2023