the phantom

When you take a shit and you look to see your work, and the shit has disappeared into the pipe. It vanished.
I just had a phantom shit, I can't see it at all.
by Bouch March 03, 2005
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PHANTOM

This is better (and funnier) alternative to the ooo so classic "Beep and Wave."

To execute a Phantom driver must slow down (20mph is good enough) once pedesdrians are seen on the left hand side of the road or bustoppers. Once seen the passenger must wind down their window completely, then get the top half of their body out of the car so their hips are resting on the top of the CLOSED door. When parralel to the pedestrians the passenger must raise arms up full into the air and shout PHANTOM in their ear.

It works best is the pedestrians are walking in the same direction in the car, as they can be caught off gaurd.

This is an extremly funny and satafying move for both the Phantomer and the driver and other passangers.

Possible Hazards:

Falling out the window
Catching stomach on door locking pin (mine is snapped off because of this)
High speed Phamtoming is not advised.
Getting stoppped by the Feds hah

Happy Phamtoming!!
"That phantom scared the shit out of those people!!" (usually followed by lots of laughing!!)
by Marconious August 16, 2006
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Me and evan were phantoming outside when a man wearing man capris got taken out by his son
by Evan Lowder July 30, 2007
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Phantom

1.(n) An intestinal phoenomenon in which an imminent bowel movement recedes, therfore ceasing its urgency.

2. (n) The self induced withholding of a bowel movement in order to finish something important.
I gave myself a Phantom while watching the end of Ninja Warrior.
by TheOtherSlobad September 14, 2007
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The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick
Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died
by Chosney July 14, 2003
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A pump paintball marker produced by CCI. It has an unlimited amount of configurations from modified pump to pseudo stock class. Weighs almost nothing yet is more durable than most markers out there. The stock barrel is more accurate than most aftermarket barrels for any guns.
I say pseudo stock class because it has an autotrigger and ported barrel (unless you get a different one). It is still accepted in most stock class tournaments.
You don't want to be on the recieving end of a Phantom, trust me.
by anonymous September 11, 2005
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verb - to jump someone from the shadows; to kick the shit out of someone, without them being aware of who is delivering the beatdown
As soon as that fucker comes out of the bar and walks down this alley, I'm gonna phantom his ass.
by Gheed November 09, 2006
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