split the pan

To defecate (shit).

"Jesus, you should have seen the size of that turd I just let out, it split the pan!"

by Mortiis February 7, 2017

lucy the pan

Lennon's best friend needs a boyfriend or girlfriend the best person ever

omg I love you Lucy the pan

by sup cunts 420 November 17, 2020

Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021

fishes in the pan

When a guy is looking at several "candidate" girls as his potential girlfriend(vise versa), he as several"fishes in his pan"

- Are you dating someone?
- I have several fishes in the pan.

by red pine cone April 20, 2015

out of the frying pan and into the fire

Going from one bad situation into a worse one. Also used to define a choice as being less than optimal.

Boss: "If you don't want to work late tonight, you can always come in this weekend."

by dvsjr March 8, 2004

The Peter Pan Handbook

a pamphlet containing information about various things including closet monkeys, Horatio Sanchez, and when not to eat bananas

"Where did you hear that from?"

"I found it in The Peter Pan Handbook."

by Sin-dee January 11, 2009

The Peter Pan

The act of four men standing up and inserting into a female DVDA style, and the female lifts her legs into the air to creat the illusion of flight.

"Last night me, Todd, Bill, and Steve had a rousing time with a young lady. Mid-intercourse, the lass lifted her legs up and did The Peter Pan! It was whimsical!"

by The Earl of Teabag May 19, 2006