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The Method

While masturbating, press with two fingers on your taint right before you orgasm. This makes your orgasm feel 40x better. Warning, may cause erectile dysfunction.
Frank: You guys should try the method it feels great.

Jacob: Ok I will.
*The next day*
Jacob: I was hospitalized with erectile dysfunction.

Frank: You guys should try the method.
People aware of what happened to Jacob: No that’s a terrible idea you should kill yourself.
by Coleolikesmen February 14, 2023
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the metric system

A system of measurement used worldwide that would be completely unknown to American's if we didn't buy drugs.
Drugs have taught a whole generation of kids the metric system.
by The Devil's Mistress July 20, 2005
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checking the meter

Euphemism used to temporarily excuse oneself from a social gathering--presumably to see how much time is left on the (non-existent) parking meter--in order to do drugs.
by doritoboi May 28, 2004
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catch the meteor

To do something extremely unpleasant for the good of everyone only for reasons that it needs to be done.

To take one for the team, often the job of the wingman in a guy duo in terms of sleeping with the ugly chick so his friend can score with the hot one, especially true if she is extremely overweight
No one wanted to tell Judy that her body odor was extremely offensive, but Bobby realized he would have to catch the meteor or else three of them would be stuck on the road trip with her for several hours.
by Ash Rose December 26, 2008
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The Metaxatoss

Throwing feta cheese and sprinkling olive oil on a hated foe to declare a blood feud.
"The Metaxatoss? This could be serious."
by Denisssss March 28, 2007
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the meteors

The Meteors are a highly influential psychobilly band. Originally from the United Kingdom, they are often credited with giving the genre its distinctive sound. The Meteors consider themselves the first and only "pure" psychobilly band.

The Meteors were started in 1980 by P. Paul Fenech (guitar and vocals), Nigel Lewis (upright bass), and Mark Robertson (drums). Fenech and Lewis had played in rockabilly bands before, but left their former band, Raw Deal, in order to experiment with a new sound that mixed horror and science fiction lyrics with a punk rock-rockabilly crossover. This sound would later be called psychobilly.
"Only The Meteors are Pure Psychobilly!"
by brianjones December 27, 2007
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pedal to the metal

1. when a vehicle is going as fast as it can
2. something you say when you want someone to go faster in a car, see hammer down.
1. That car was going pedal to the metal.
2. Let's go, pedal to the metal!
by fizzle April 5, 2004
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