Dwayne The Wok Johnson

John Xinas biggest enemy.
Both want to have the highest social credit score.
Supreme Leader: Xi Jinping the Pooh

Dwayne The Wok Johnson: “Nothing happened on June 5th 1989 in Tiananmen Square.”

by The Talibans friend November 2, 2021

The Magic Johnson

It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!

It was so funny I pulled the Magic Johnson on that bitch and she cried!!! LMAO

by Matty Punani March 3, 2010

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

dwayne "the rock" johnsons

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

the butt johnson

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011

Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner

Approximately 3-5 feet once he has a boner

Julie loved Dwayne the rock Johnson’s boner size, one she hung up a picture of it in here room

by masonthemissile November 11, 2022

Dwayne the rock Johnsons

Another word for big testicals

John I have massive cojones

Paul I have Dwayne The Rock Johnsons

by nuketown20093062 February 22, 2022