independent

A political term used to describe those people who know not what they believe or are too chickenshit to take a position or pick a side. Also used by these bottom feeders to create an air of self-importance since their vote is "up for grabs" or because they are too thoughtful to make a choice. Typically seen eating cake or pie with one hand while stuffing more into their pants with the other.

That spineless bastard is an independent and the closer we get to the election, the more independent he becomes.

by Frank Zappa is alive March 31, 2009

independent

a prostitute who operates without a pimp.

Hi, I'm Tammy, call me for a great time! I'm 100% Independent!

by Jay Jam August 1, 2010

Independent

How a person who’s too embarrassed to admit they voted for Trump describes themself.

I’m tired of people attacking each other. I don’t belong to either party. I’m an independent.

by SamDiegan November 5, 2018

Independent

What a teenager falsely considers his/herself when parents leave town. Parties at "my" house often ensue.

Now that my parents have left for a week, I've felt so independent eating their food.

by muffinssssssssss October 24, 2012

Independent

What Trump supporters think alt-right is

"Im an independent and get my news from independent sources" Andrew said before catching the latest newsfax article.

by Civi January 9, 2021

Independence

What Massachusetts badly needs

Imagine a land with a great human rights record south of the 49th parallel. A land where full human rights are extended to all people without the federal government screwing things over. And the people of Massachusetts would be able to travel abroad, and instead of being laughed at for being "American", treated as the peoples they truly are!

by birdboy2000 August 9, 2004

independance

dancing to celebrate fourth of july. aka the freedom dance.

I saw the fireworks and did a little independance.

by BigHaBoomBoom June 29, 2011