haggis

slag term meaning public hair

My haggis has bubble gum caught in it and now I have to shave it.

by kjanders9709 September 13, 2005

Haggy

The mixture of semen and poop in a gay man's underwear

Fag #1: "Hey, do you know how to get this Haggy stain out my favorite banana hammock underwear?"

Fag #2: "No, can we just have gay sex and listen to OAR instead?"

by Swagger 69 October 16, 2012

haggis

Haggis (adj.) - Something so hot, that it's cool.

That high score was haggis!
Wow, this fire is pretty haggis.

by Bob Q. Roberts June 27, 2004

haggis

the term used when something or someone is horribly wrong, for example an ugly chick or bloke or when something is broken!

a, "did you see that chick dude?" "not the pretty one the haggis one"

b, "i dont think the car is gonna work anymore its haggis"

by Rageoss September 20, 2006

Haggied

Word that one would say then some thing goes tits-up!!! Its the word that sparked off the other word, Hagred

Nial askes " R u lot coming out 2night??"

Ross says " No, i'm eating bannas 2night"

Jordie replys " No, i'm well too poor"

Aggi replys " No i like sleep to much and i'm old, and i'm fitting my new stair lift!!"

Nial says "Haggied!!!!!!!!"

by David Lehmann aka (Lemming) December 8, 2003

Haggis

More well known as a scottish delicacy
but also used as an insult between friends as it is not that insulting

Mouldy Haggis
Skanky Haggis
Mouldy Haggis with baby poo hair

by Melecky May 19, 2003

baby haggis

An unflushable turd, approximately the size of a coke can or baby haggis hence the name. Loose rectum required.

Who keeps on leaving those baby haggis' in J Block toilets?

by Wye Boy January 25, 2008