A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.
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5 is called the Olympic Rings!
6 hasn't had a name until that one time the Gardian picked off 6 Black Sox in a ball game with the greatest pickoff move known to man!
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Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.
They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.
by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011
Get the Guarding the beer mug.The act of performing an utterly meaningless task given to you solely to keep you out of the way. The name comes from an episode of The Simpsons in which Homer, and two others, are tasked with guarding a bee in a jar in the plant's basement while the Nuclear Regulatory Inspector is visiting.
Bernie: Duh, why are we down here?
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
Homer: Aw, geez. I told you Bernie, guarding the bee!
Bernie: But WHY?!
Homer: Aw, you guys are pathetic. No wonder Smithers made me head bee-guy.
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Person: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!
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Sand Guardian (yelling at ocean): FUCK OFF!
by Fire Tongue December 2, 2020
Get the The Sand Guardian mug.the gate guardian or SCP-001 is a colossal angelic being with varying number of wings, wielding a fiery sword or knife (SCP-001-A) and standing in front of a gate of immense proportions(probably the gate to Eden)
Random researcher: the gate guardian is one of the most powerful entities the foundation have ever encountered
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