Grunch

An annoying ass hoe who needs to learn how to mind her business, She always needs to find out everything about everyone one and if she doesn't she will absolutely find a way how.

Girl 1: I can't tell you or I will literally be killed.

Girl 2: No its fine-

Grunch: YoU CaN TeLl MeEEeEeE!

Girl 1: I really cant-

Grunch: I PrOmIsE I wOnT TeLl AnYOnEeE!!!

by Nahas_Walking_on_a_dream69 December 19, 2019

grunch

The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.

I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.

by thlayli February 1, 2003

Asshole Grunch Fuck

when you are very tired and cranky, you fuck someone in the ass

when i woke up, tired, i "asshole grunch fucked" a girl

by noahreidben July 25, 2010

Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

Grunch

The coolest and silliest person in the room

Woah Abby your the Grunch!

by hikittyfrog January 26, 2024

grunch brush

Shit caked gooch hair

Damn that girl had some nasty grunch brush but I still man up and ate that thing

by Dingofish February 28, 2024

Grunch

That one video where you can't find the name of the instrumental version of the background song no matter how hard you look.

Man, that video's such a Grunch

by Default Mate December 14, 2018