the fountain of youth

When nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the male inserts his penis into the females mouth and releases his unborn children, at which point the female begins to gargle his seed and then spit it high into the air and let it rain down.

I as with this bitch last night, and i gave her the fountain of youth!

by Niggy123 July 5, 2014

go over the mountains

-(v)- the fondleing of brests on hot big booded babes

mmm, i wish i could go over the mountains

by lielax November 25, 2005

up the mountains

what philly people (especially south philly people) call going to the mountains, i.e. the poconos.

it's similar to the expression 'goin down the shore'

"we're heading up the mountains this weekend to my friend's cabin"

by crhis May 13, 2008

Snow on the mountains

Snorting cocaine off of a hoes tits.

Dude, skiing was lit. There was so much snow on the mountains.

by tkaufman02 May 9, 2018

the fountain

While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.

Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?

Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!

by armyman56m October 19, 2010

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

on the fountain

To be "on the fountain" is to be a paedophile.

I think that creepy guy near the playground is on the fountain.

by Garema February 12, 2010