by chono September 3, 2006
Get the durstmug. Short and stocky, yet manly and attractive. Most women like him but are threatened by his disproportionate biceps. He is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ (Mormon) and his dad is a famous politician.
by Sickest dopest guy October 6, 2021
Get the Joe Durstmug. by levicom July 27, 2005
Get the Fred Durstmug. To have been only marginally worthy of attention to begin with, but currently to be thoroughly uninteresting, except as a contemptuous joke.
Yahoo! News and Urban Dictionary have both drawn attention to International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year. I think this thing has Fred Dursted.
by Murderface October 2, 2007
Get the Fred Durstedmug. Lead singer of Limp Bizkit and the current object of aggression from Slipknot and their frontman Corey Taylor. Durst remixes other people's music, yet he has the nerve to take the piss out of other artists. He called Slipknot fans "fat and ugle kids". When Corey found out, he made regular aggressive verbal attacks on Durst at concerts and in interviews. Since then, Slipknot have regulary tkane the piss out of Bizkit and Durst. Corey has sworn to kill Durst with his bare hands next time he insults his fans. Durst offered his side of the story, But now Corey doesn't give a shit.
Corey Taylor - Fred Durst is a good buissinessman and all, but he is not an artist. I don't give a fuck if he;s a millionare. He takes music that people love, and turns it to crap.
Fred Durst - I think Slipknot hate me because it shows how theres already so much hate.. in the world and... they hate me.
(in other words, he didn't know how to respond)
Fred Durst - I think Slipknot hate me because it shows how theres already so much hate.. in the world and... they hate me.
(in other words, he didn't know how to respond)
by chavsuck May 17, 2006
Get the Fred Durstmug. Short, balding, rat-like, and as proven from the recent camera phone 'porn' video, hung like a gerbil.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.
Got into the scene for the money, thanks to a leg up by Korn, proceded to make music which is only good while drunk and 16.
Was made 'CEO' of Interscope - his obvious lack of any management skills meant this was 'honourary' to promote the label, and Durst likely to have absolutely no control over company decisions - apart from maybe being A&R and a scout for other party/sport/nu-metal bands that appeared for a few seconds.
Likened to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Vanilla Ice in that they all have absolutely no talent, and jumped on the Nu-Metal band wagon, and now all sorely regret it as they no longer have a reputation.
by SMiek May 11, 2006
Get the fred durstmug. 