Fetching the cow 

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

Fetching the cow by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

Give away the cow 

A term used when someone has lost their virginity or gives their virginity to someone.

Not to be confused with having a cow or someone being a cow.

Esmeralda:"So do you think it's a bit soon for the third date?"
Friend:"Don't give away the cow Esmeralda!"

Michael:"Duuude I gave away the cow last night..."

Amelia:"I'm pure so my cow will stay in the barn until I am 45/married"

Virginity

Give away the cow by Jen-zed September 1, 2009

Bessie the cow

Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself.

Bessie was married to Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does milk come from?

Mom: From Bessie the Cow of course!

Bessie the cow by SqueakyPig17 May 10, 2020

milking the cow 

When a girl is sucking a guys cock, while pulling on his balls one after the other until he shoots cum repeatedly in her mouth.

I was trying to hold it as long as possible, but when she started milking the cow I just erupted.

milking the cow by bulletred January 10, 2008

take the cow out to pasture 

when you have to jack off to get the rest of the cum out of your dick after having sex

After I fucked Jessica I had to take the cow out to pasture.

take the cow out to pasture by TST November 11, 2008

behind the cow

Having a particularly shitty day

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.

behind the cow by wordchick October 5, 2009

Jasmine the cow 

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Jasmine the cow by bananananana split October 24, 2018