Thanks Obama

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"

by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013

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Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

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thanks, i hate it

A phase you will often find in the comment section of a shitpost.

"Hey Greg! I photo shopped llama's head on to Bob's head!"
"Thanks, I hate it."

by UnicornsKill August 10, 2018

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Thanks Obama

A phrase (used sarcastically) to blame one's problems on the president, regardless of whether or not they have anything to do with the presidency.

"Miley Cyrus was still Hannah Montana when George Bush was president--- Thanks Obama!"

by SophiaChicken September 22, 2013

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Thanks Morrissey

Phrase to be used when someone delivers bad news in an otherwise pleasant conversation or time. It comes from the idea that Morrissey (solo artist and frontman of The Smiths) wrote depressing lyrics which were then often juxtaposed with quite upbeat or happy music. For example the song "Girlfriend in a Coma" or the chorus lyrics to "There is a Light that never comes out"

Dave - "My wife is pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

Sally - "That's awesome, congratulations Dave!"

Steve - "The baby might be born with a disability"

Dave - "Oh thanks Morrissey!"

by Jack Of Quack February 25, 2009