textcade

A never ending string of annoying and pointless texts sent by someone having a bitch fest that you have no interest in.

My mother is relentlessly nagging me via a textcade!

by Violetly N October 21, 2008

Texticle Message

When you (a dude) forget and leave your phone on vibrate and your phone is in your pocket a little to close to the frank and beans. Your phone goes off and you get a "texticle".

"Euhh la la, that must be my wife trying to contact me. I am getting a texticle message."

by crazy88888888 December 2, 2009

Tetricide

causing yourself to purposely die in the game of Tetris because it is an impossible level, or if you have to go do something and can't continue playing.

Aw, man! my mom needs me to do the dishes! Now I'll have to commit Tetricide!

by Beatlemaniac33 January 2, 2011

Texticure

A manicure that leaves your thumb nails at the perfect length for texting. May include special treatment of thumb nail edges.

Young Chick: OMG, I like sooo need a manicure, but I gotta be able to text or I'll like, you know, go insane!!!

Vietnamese Manicurist: Ohhhh, you no worry pretty girl, I give you texticure. Increase text speed 30 percent. I put carbide edges on thumb nails.

Young Chick: OMG, like, that is sooo cool!

by Butch Dime October 21, 2010

Testiciles

The fear of taking school tests, especially final exams, because you always freeze up like an icicle when taking the test.

Janet: "Hey, how'd the final exam go for your Physics class?"
Kayte: "I totally choked on it."
Janet: "What happened?"
Kayte: "I get so nervous taking finals that I got a case of the Testiciles

by Bayareaboy17 February 9, 2019

exticide

Mass murder through large doses of a substance known as ecstasy

Everybody in our highschool is committing exticide.

by Jeremyyyy November 24, 2007

Texticate

Carrying on a conversation through text messaging.

We'll texticate and figure everything out tomorrow.

I'll texticate you when I know what time and then you can texticate me when your ready.

I would have texticated, but I ran out of minutes on my frick'n expensive phone plan.

by Beauty22 February 24, 2010