textertain

Continuous texting banter back and forth with high frequency and amusing content.

Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "

by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010

Slur texting

A text you receive from someone who is clearly under the influence of some serious alcohol, and you have to decode the texts as they come through.

Ex of slur texting: hey what are you up to?

Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j

by Frizzbitch1234 September 3, 2014

Drunk Texting

When you’re absolutely cocked out of your mind and you text people things you’d never ever text them while sober.

Your friend: “You were so drunk last night”
You: “No I wasn’t what are you talkin about?”
Your friend: “Dude you were drunk texting your dad asking if he was a virgin.”
You: “Ahhhh fuck me not again.”’
Your friend: “What?”
You: “Nevermind.”

by brenfo_27 November 27, 2019

Shatner texting

When someone sends several 1-3 word texts to complete a sentence, thought, phrase, or anything that would take a normal person one text to send. This behavior can cause the reciever of Shatner texts to have their phones freeze because of the abundance or texts coming at once. It can also cause aggravation and annoyance because the reciever cannot read the first text because the rest of the texts are strolling in. Not to be confused with spamming. Named after William Shatner's speech patterns.

(Bob texting Mary)
Bob:What are

Bob:you

Bob:doing later

Bob: this evening?

Bob:I was

Bob:thinking

Bob:maybe you

Bob: and

Mary: Stop Shatner texting me!

Bob: I

Bob:could see

Bob: a movie

Bob: at the

Bob: cinema

Mary:*throws phone*

by enzymes August 12, 2012

status texting

When someone texts you completely random and/or insignificant information only pertaining to themselves, as if they were updating their Facebook status.

Lauren (via text): I'm taking pictures at my sister's wedding!!!
Grace (via text): Please, no status texting. Save that shit for Facebook.

by wecomefromstars June 6, 2010

Short texting

People who text really short to a long ass paragraph

I really really like u. I want to be with you forever and ever. I feel like we are ment for each other. I love u soooo much.

Short texting

Ok.

by Penis leach September 16, 2016

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018