Texas pink

When you go "Down South" on a girl and she farts in your eye so you get pink eye.

Gunnar went down on Deena and got a bad case of the Texas Pink.

by DimitrisDiner July 9, 2016

Texabi

A person of both Punjabi and Texan heritage.

Sami: “Hey! That girl said she’s Texabi…. What is that?”

Bo: “Oh she’s a Punjabi Texan!”

Sami: “Oh! Nice. No wonder she knows how to Bhangra AND 2 step!”

Bo: “Yeah! Texabis are 🔥”

by Amenseruuu May 11, 2022

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014

Texas Exit

When you're jammed in traffic in the state of Texas and you've had enough of not moving, sitting in the Texas sun sweating like a jackass, you drive off the side of the interstate at a 45 degree angle through the ditch in your pickup truck.

This traffic is B.S.! Let's pull a Texas Exit.

by GGAustin August 14, 2011

texas sized 10-4

texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context

"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"

by big boy11 October 3, 2016

Texas Plunger

The act of defecating in a woman's vagina then having sex, forcing the feces further into her.

Ex: My gf was really mad when i pulled out the old texas plunger last night

by jshak43 December 4, 2013

Bruceville-Eddy, Texas

A little town with a whole lotta nuthin, except for a school official who set up camera's in the girls restrooms, a police chief fired for allowing rogue cops rough up citizens, and the rogue cops themselves that work for peanuts due to all the other P.D.'s that didn't want them. But rest assured that what they lack in professionalism, they more than make up for with ego. A short focus on these punks shows that they dish out tickets that are generally bogus and only serve to produce revenue for the pathetic department that threatens locals as well. If you're from another area, never stop here for gas or anything else. The snakes also nail people on I-35 going past Bruceville-Eddy, so watch out. Avoid this shit-hole as much as possible.

The police dept. in Bruceville-Eddy, Texas has threatened towns folk more than once that their taxes will increase if they're not allowed to continue to fleece innocent motorists with undeserved tickets. They are useless for anything else.

by Rockee.in.tx February 6, 2014