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Metasexual

A metasexual is someone who is aroused only by references to the sex they are having, rather than the sex itself.
"We are having sex right now!"
"This knowledge arouses me!"
"You are such a flaming metasexual."
by Zig Awesome August 1, 2007
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Tamasexual

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution.

2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy.

3. A fruit cake.
1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*!

2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;)
Tamagotchi: *beep*

3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"
by Grim March 9, 2005
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Tentasexual

A sexual attraction to tentacles, or overall sexual preference of tentacles. It is very common in Hentai.
'She is tentasexual.'
'I think I am tentasexual.'
by Alpedo November 27, 2012
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taelasexual

someone who is attracted to someone named taela
hey i’m taelasexual cause my girlfriends name is taela.
by lgbtqvibes55 April 8, 2021
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Totosexual

Meaning attracted sexualy to men, women, dogs, cats, plants, fish, giraffes, elephants, turkeys, and every living thing.
Jeff: That new guy jed is a weirdo.
Derek: Is he gay or something?
Jeff: No he's totosexual.
Derek: Woah.

Jeff: Yea he's married to a whale.

Derek: Is that legal?!
by Frog Grog December 14, 2009
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Tatesexual

Being in love or attracted to Tate Langdon from American Horror Story. Murder House
Hannah: I’m in love with Tate!

Jess: That means your Tatesexual
by Fictional men December 31, 2020
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teasexual

Having the desire to drink both un-sweet, and sweet tea.

Not caring if you go to the drive thru at the Macdonalds, and they mess up after asking you if you want sweet or unsweet, and you answer "unsweet" and those bastards give you sweet tea anyway, but you drink it because you don't mind the taste of sugar over powering your tea.
Sir, would you like sweet or unsweetened tea?

"Surprise me, I'm teasuxual"

"I am openly teasexual, I take my tea both ways"
by hooschick27 September 21, 2016
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