rat testicles

Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat

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by Montgomery salad January 6, 2014

Making Tortillas

Another term for scissoring

Did you hear that Lupita and Aj were making tortillas last night? They must’ve had a really good time.

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testiclap

The sound made by banging ones testicles together.

He stood up and performed a testiclap.

by Alex B-P February 2, 2004

testiclads

Slang term for "testicles".

Misunderstood from "testiclides".

"AH! She kicked me in the testiclads!"

by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> January 24, 2008

testicles in your mouth

Self explanatory, there are testicles in your mouth

Yo why you got testicles in your mouth?

by PkTheArsonist June 26, 2021

Theoretical Testicles

The balls that women freeze off when they climb into cold waters. Women don't have testicles so we need something to freeze off besides our breasts because that would be saddening for both sexes. The moment when you get your groin area submerged into the water and you must stop and breath those are your theoretical testicles falling off.

When she cannon balled into the water, you could see her theoretical testicles shrivle and fall off.

by Electric Llithium (KillJoys) July 29, 2011

squid testicles

When your dick is slimy, (Lube, anything really that is slimy) Generally pleasing to the girl.

I love my man, he always has squid testicles

by Gamergeneral May 13, 2016