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Tassel Blasted

When your co-worker wears a tassel on his ear and then whips his head quickly to the side, blasting you in the face with nothing but pink tassel.
Me: Dude, why is Joe out today?
Jason: Didn't you hear, he got totally tassel blasted
by The Grumpy Munchkin December 2, 2013
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Fro tusseler

To tussle someones fro, in other words; to annoy, bother, nag, or anger.
Fro meaning afro (hair style usualy worn by black people)
Tusseler meaning to annoy or inferiate.
Random: yoh man, your gf's a beast, what do you see in that dog.
Person: (to other friends) that dudes really starting get to me
Friend: He's just a fro tusseler, no worries
by Try me 0255 March 9, 2009
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Tasseled

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"
by DubyaPH January 6, 2009
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tessellate

1. To use multisyllabic words incorrectly without knowing their meaning.

2. To form into a mosaic pattern, as by using small squares of stone or glass.
After the image is acquired, the computer will automatically tessellate this area.
by Shaniqua December 9, 2004
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Tresselized

To be completly dominated and beaten by ones rival.
Michigan needs to get a new football coach, they've been tresselized by Ohio State.
by Huddleston December 28, 2007
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tasselled wobbegong

I don't like how he thinks he's better then every one else! Him and his tasselled wobbegong!
by Tekurumoto October 12, 2019
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Jim Tressel

The greatest football coach of all time. Noted for his conservative approach (Tresselball) and for his ownership of the State of Michigan.
Michigan fan: "Man it is a good day to be a Wolverine"
OSU fan: "Jim Tressel"
Michigan fan: *sobs*
by TheRealCapeezy October 3, 2013
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