teatlets

Small, gravity-defying breasts.

Kathy's slender body and gravity-defying teatlets make her look much younger than her 35 years.

by anonymouse0106 September 26, 2006

Teetles

The tits of a flat chested girl, most often refered to as the "mosquito bite"

due, check out her chest, shes got fucking teetles

by Drunken Kareoke Master January 26, 2007

Textless Leg Syndrome

Similiar to textless syndrome, but with a better pun. You think your cell phone is going off with a text from your crush, but it is just your nerves. Common when sitting on the couch, watching TV or twiddling your thumbs. Symptoms include sweating and restlessness.

There it was again. The feeling. John slowly reached down and grabbed the phone from his pocket... he glanced down at the phone... no text. The sixth time he had done that. It seemed as if Emily would never text him back. He had heard of this. His friends once had a mild case of Textless Leg Syndrome, or TLS, but this was the full-blown case. It was teenage hunting season.

by Texter 4000 January 12, 2009

textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.

"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."

by chris.tine April 22, 2008

teatle

A term of endearment for your closest friends and loved ones.

Hey teatle, wanna grab some coffee later?

by jo-bot April 14, 2009

Tentlemen

Gentlemen with tentacles
(Joke in MandJTV's video)

You are a Tentlemen

by AlanYTlol August 23, 2020

lost in textlation

Literally, an SMS text message that is mistakenly interpreted by the recipient to mean something other then what the sender meant the message to convey. This is a common problem as the limitations of characters that fit into a standard SMS text message require the sender to abbreviate or otherwise cut out words making the message harder to understand, hence lost in textlation.

Any text can be misinterpreted as grammer is rarely used so even a simple text like:

A text that says "what are you doing?" could be interpreted by the recipient to mean what are they doing that very minute or it could be a critique from the sender asking the recipient what the hell they are doing, i.e. what's their problem. This rather simple example demonstrates lost in textlation.

When matters of relationships are discussed via text, that is where things can really become problematic.

by Moishe January 11, 2009