(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.
Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!
Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!
Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!
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• telescoping
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Any hamrlessly self-cetered being or act; perpetraitor is usually cute in appearence. A Tegoshi yuya(or a tegoshi yuya act) will use their "seemingly" oblivious characters to manipulate others into doing whatever they want.
A tegoshi yuya act occurs in forms such as...
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
tego- I'm thirsty!
friend 1- Here's some water *pours*
tego- water makes me hungry ><
friend 2- I'll go buy some food, friend 1 pass me my jacket, please!
tego- I'm so tired *yawns*
friend 3- You can sleep on my shoulder while friend 1 pours you water and friend 2 buys you food!
example 2
tego- wowww~~ what a nice bag you have, Louis Vitton is my favorite! X)
"best" friend- ohh you like Louis Vuitton?
tego- yeah, but I don't have enough money to buy it, of course ^^;;
*a few days later*
tego- wowww~~ an LV jacket for winter!! you shouldn't have =O I can't accept it!
"best" friend- no! I insist!! Take it as an early easter present! :D
by the incredible man October 21, 2007
Get the tegoshi yuya mug.An Aedra from the elder scrolls. Not to be confused with an Daedra. Aedra such as Talos and Mara make up the nine divines, the gods of the elder scrolls games/alternate realities where daedra are demons who interfere with mortals such as Sheogorath the King/God of insanity.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.
Talos is the man god who ascended to become one of the nine(which was previously eight). Talos is the Aedra whom the Nord Stormcloaks fight the Imperials and Thalmor for their freedom of worship.
To say by Talos is lile saying by god and such.
by KrimzinZV March 16, 2012
Get the Talos mug.The Worst Telcommunications Company in Australia; yet, it's legions of Supporters will stand along side its self destructing pattern.
Telstra Provides 3 Main Services:
1. Mobile Telecommunications Services
2. Land Line Telecommunication Services
3. Internet, both ADSL and Dialup Services
We we'll first start with there Mobile Phone Services. Bad Quality, Expensive, and Out of Range come to mind almost instantaneously. They charge you in 30 Second Blocks AUD$.38 per block. AUD$.20 connection, they are the most expensive in all of Australia. There CDMA Service is appaling. Go just 10KM out of the main cities and don't expect a signal. And as a result of them owning the equiptment, everyone else has to put up with there trash.
Next there Landline is also nothing to be happy about. Just for having it sitting there it Cost AUD$30 a Month. STD Calls aren't cheap, and neither are mobile calls, but that can be expected. In the country you wait about 2 Months for Service to come out. Oh and there was Rats at the Exchange of the old house.
There ADSL Service is just sad. They technology block there exchanges to nothing more than 1.5Mb/s Down and 256KB Up. I could be enjoying 8mb/1mb but Telstra owns the Equiptment. They recently announced Upgrading for ADSL2 and they are going to Technology Block that at 3-6Mb/s Down (24mb/s it could be). You pay AUD$30 for 256/64KB Broadband and get 200MB or 400MB Downloads.
So as we can see Telstra = Rubbish. Do what you can and find a Better Internet, Mobile and Telephone Services.
Telstra Provides 3 Main Services:
1. Mobile Telecommunications Services
2. Land Line Telecommunication Services
3. Internet, both ADSL and Dialup Services
We we'll first start with there Mobile Phone Services. Bad Quality, Expensive, and Out of Range come to mind almost instantaneously. They charge you in 30 Second Blocks AUD$.38 per block. AUD$.20 connection, they are the most expensive in all of Australia. There CDMA Service is appaling. Go just 10KM out of the main cities and don't expect a signal. And as a result of them owning the equiptment, everyone else has to put up with there trash.
Next there Landline is also nothing to be happy about. Just for having it sitting there it Cost AUD$30 a Month. STD Calls aren't cheap, and neither are mobile calls, but that can be expected. In the country you wait about 2 Months for Service to come out. Oh and there was Rats at the Exchange of the old house.
There ADSL Service is just sad. They technology block there exchanges to nothing more than 1.5Mb/s Down and 256KB Up. I could be enjoying 8mb/1mb but Telstra owns the Equiptment. They recently announced Upgrading for ADSL2 and they are going to Technology Block that at 3-6Mb/s Down (24mb/s it could be). You pay AUD$30 for 256/64KB Broadband and get 200MB or 400MB Downloads.
So as we can see Telstra = Rubbish. Do what you can and find a Better Internet, Mobile and Telephone Services.
Just don't go with Telstra. They don't deserve money for the service they provide, only the equiptment.
by sxar August 15, 2005
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Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"
Telopean 2 - "Yeah bro that sounds fucking eshays!"
by Anti bogan August 22, 2009
Get the Telopea mug.Telomeres are the ends of chromosomes. They consist of repetitive sequences that vary in length between species and individuals. With each cell division, telomeres shorten due to oxidative stress and the inability of DNA polymerase to fully replicate them (end replication problem). Several means to lengthen telomeres have been observed; in humans, two methods exist: the telomerase enzyme and the recombination-based alternative lengthening of telomeres (ALT). Telomeres play a significant role in cancer development and stem cell aging.
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