Telenor...

1.What people say in Norway when their network fails...

2. When you stand there, horror struck, alone and desperate, there is only one word that crosses your mind.. "Telenor".

It was a cold winternight. Jimmy was about to log onto his computer to check Facebook. Yet when he pressed enter after he finished typing, nothing happened. "shit.." he whispered lightly to himself, he tried once more..
"telenor...!" he said to himself, another time Jimmy tried, but all seemed hopeless. "TELENOOOOOOOR!"

Jimmy cried into the night...

by ponduwudus April 26, 2011

Teflon manager

A manager or senior exec who "handballs" or refuses to take responsibility for anything that goes wrong. Blames others. From the saying "Nothing sticks to Teflon"

When the shit hit the fan with the merger, Rick blamed his team for doing poor work. He behaved like the Teflon manager he was

by lalalal April 23, 2005

Teflon Sean

The act of using saran wrap at a massage parlor instead of condoms...

Yeah I used the Teflon Sean wrap job.

by 696969 teflon bro March 2, 2017

Talonda

Talonda: A beautiful shy and talented individual with aspirations in life. Is a great person to be around, has beautiful hair and will do her best to please everyone even though she/he knows it is not possible. Causally gets mistaken as Yolanda.

Talonda has dreams that she will be a successful singer/songwriter.

by Ari love20 April 18, 2017

teion

Teion is extremely cute tall or short skinny or fat he's perfect he's kind and loving to anyone has an attitude sometimes but its funny

Dang he's cute he must be a teion

by Peoples Name ~meanings March 13, 2017

Telcontar

A word in the fictional language of Quenya (which was made by J.R.R. Tolkien and is a type of Elvish). It means "Strider" in Quenya and was the name given to all the descendants of Aragorn (son of Arathorn, from the Lord of the Rings). The name was given by Peregrin Took or Pippin who continued to address Aragorn as "Strider" even in front of high ranking officials. Aragorn then said that the name of his house would be "Telcontar", the equivalent of Strider in Quenya.

Eldarion, son of Aragorn, was the first of the House of Telcontar.

Eldarion Telcontar

by AlaraTheAwesome November 2, 2012

Vine telomeres

(of a vine/video meme): The short time snippets which can be removed from the start and end of a vine without losing it any humor.

Dajuan: Why is that version of the vine one second shorter?
Aniyah: They must have just snipped off the vine telomeres.
(All watch vine)
...
Maykayla: Wait, no! They cut off the best part!

Aniyah: Never mind, I guess that wasn't a telomere!

by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021