Telefucking

Phone sex

Have you ever even seen this chick? Sounds to me like your just telefucking her!

by mr_boatride May 15, 2010

ready teller

A place where one gets money easily.

Gang-banged by your manager, fella, gettin' money out your ass, like a mothafuckin' Ready Teller. Givin' up the dollar bills, now they got the Villain with a purse and high-heels.

by Vanilla Ice Cube November 16, 2007

Penn and Teller

While the man and woman are having sex in the doggy style position, the man has a friend waiting in the closet who comes out, then the man pulls out and the friend enters without the woman noticing, the man then runs outside quietly and up to the bedroom window where he knocks and when his girl looks up he waves at her, thus giving the magical illusion named penn and teller.

Cindy, john pulled a penn and teller last night and his friend gave me crabs.

by jelly donut December 10, 2006

bank teller

1) The worst job ever.
2) Having to smell b/o all day and people's bad breath.
3) Human Computer who is expected to never make mistakes.

Charlotte: Hey Lauren, don't you just love your job as a BANK TELLER ?
Lauren: No I Effing hate this mutha fukin job.

by charlietuna January 15, 2009

teller smeller

To expel gas into the carrier at a bank's drive-through teller station, sending the noxious odor into the bank with your transaction.

Send a teller smeller with that deposit you're making!!

by Daddysxj September 29, 2010

Teller-About

A word used to describe someone who lets out a secret or promise, breaking the persons trust during the process.

(this word was used against my brother from my 8 year old sister, when my brother snooped in her diary and let out one of her secrets during dinner).

Alessio: "Sometimes I pretend to sleep on the couch..."
Sienna: Why'd you read it? You're such a teller-about!
Alessio: *laughs*

by sherloidbeckyg October 12, 2017

Telefornication

This is basically just Phone Sex.

I'm busy now, can't take part in the telefornication.

by Distributor May 29, 2020