telewhacker

another word for "Penis".

"dude, put some pants on, I don't want to see your telewhacker."

by colin cassady April 10, 2008

Telephary

A party game that combines the elements of both Pictionary and Telephone. Every person, while sitting in a circle, receives a drawing utensil and number of pieces of paper equal to the number of people in the circle. Each person then writes a sentence and after 10 seconds, passes their entire stack of papers to their right with the sentence on top. That person then reads the paper and draws a picture of the sentence. After 10 seconds, the person puts the sentence on the bottom of the stack and passes the stack of papers again so that the next person sees the picture and writes a sentence about what they think the picture is. This continues until everyone has their own paper. The chain of sentences/drawings are revealed and there is much laughter and merriment.

"We all started playing Telephary, which would seem really boring, but is actually hilarious when everyone is drunk"

by TheWrangler May 26, 2009

Telecharity

From "telemarketer" and "charity".

A telemarketer call that solicits money or support for a charity or other non-profit organization. This call does not ask you to buy any kind of product or service, but instead asks you to perform some service or donate money.

Notorious for not taking "no" as an answer. Frequently calls, and will "call back later" if desired person(s) are not available.

Telecharity caller: "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Smith?"

John: "May I ask who's calling?"
Telecharity caller : "This is Ray calling on behalf of (charity name) and I'd like to ask you to show your support by..."
John: *click*

Mary: "Who was that?"
John: "Just another telecharity asking for money."

by MizunoBara August 28, 2012

telehandler

A queer that cant drive a forklift, he tries to suck off forklift drivers because he knows he wants their fat women.

Tim will eat cock to become a forklift driver, because he cant get a telehandler qualifiiied.

by Pookie1087 October 24, 2017

Telethapee

Precognition regarding urination; a premonition that someone near you will have to pee soon.

Ross suddenly stopped talking mid sentence, and started closing his eyes - "You have to pee, don't you," he said, showing off his newfound telethapee.

by BJS February 23, 2022

taleaha

a rat

look its a taleaha

by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023

Teleshart

A real life spell one can cast, which teleports all current contents of a rectum directly into the nearest toilet, useful when a subject doesn't want to leave their gaming station. Castable on self or other. Note: Spell does not flush target toilet, which still requires manual intervention.

Grog was locked in a boss battle for what seemed like hours, so he cast a real-life Teleshart spell for instant relief. Ahhhhh.

by continuousorgs August 14, 2023