teets

To serve no purpose. Useless

A truncation of the phrase "as useless as teets on a boar hog" meaning that teets, or nipples, on a male hog are useless and serve no purpose.

Bob: "I am so tired of pulling Frank's weight around here. He is so worthless!"
Roger: "Yeah. Frank is teets."

by SrBlanco November 06, 2005

Teet

the second cuming of tiggerjat hibabi oila crip 🐈

BalOoOoOoO 🎶... with a... with a (get ready for it 😮)... TeetOoOoOoO 🎶

by Palfi Afungon (Boat) February 07, 2021

teets

A girl with small titties

Man I love that bitch's teets.

I sucked them teets dry last night.

by yo_daddyB June 05, 2005

Teet

website where you guess the stop time a prize for a chance to win it getting the biggest dice roll.

* Guess when the timer will stop. The closest 100 people will receive points. You do not have to be online to win points.
* Roll dice after the timer stops. The closest person will win the prize and the top 100 will receive points. Yon need to be online to roll the dice.
* Refer your friends. Each friend that signs up will earn you 10 bonus points!

The Top 20 point leaders will receive prizes at the end of each month.

You can participate in the dice roll even if you do not enter a guess for the timer.

"did you teet today?", "No man i missed it!"

by mikiozwn April 07, 2008

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 15, 2008

teet

a small amount or portion

Ex.1: "I'd like some hot sauce, but only a teet."

Ex.2: "Can you turn that music down just a teet please? I'm trying to stufdy."

by JoDance November 10, 2004

teets

A term used by kids in wisconsin to say they are going to smoke Marijuana

Steve:Yo bro lets go teets it

Carl:eaze

by BIG TY G April 03, 2009