tading

A useless fuck.

Jacob is such a tading.

by milf mafia December 7, 2014

tiding

1) See tide; Placing weed in a pile with a credit card before the tuck, only to do it all over again after the tuck until the cigar is full of green.

Lil' Tee: Where's Shay Shay at?
Young Hustler: Oh, he over there tiding and tucking that weed so we can do this smoke shit.

by Cotton Mouth April 1, 2005

strange tidings

Life changing news or information that can instantly make sense of or align your random past experiences to reveal your new direction

She unknowingly became the bearer of strange tidings when she uttered those words to me.

by Thundrstruck October 18, 2017

tering

Tering, de
woord van hollandse makelij, dat veronderstel ik ten minste
kan zowel een scheldwoord als een ziekte zijn (aangezien het een hollands woord is)
word ook vaak gebruikt om een situatie te beschrijven

krijg dan toch de stinktering ja
kapotlauwe teringtyfusjoden
rot dan op teringslet
wat een teringweertje is dit seg!

by Niki February 5, 2005

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007

low-tiding

To have intercourse with a particularly filthy girl (in reference to the fishy smell of an unwashed vagina). When used as simply low-tide, it can be used to describe anything that's filthy.

After low-tiding with the scummy hooker, Joe decided to visit the doctor to make sure he didn't catch anything.

by Honduras September 1, 2008

cheat-texing

Texting an answer to your classmate during a test.

Johny was cheat-texing on his test.

by Isabella Awesome November 4, 2009