tecture

v. to tecture is to lecture or yell at someone through a text message

"My dad tectured me about not talking to strangers but here I am talking to you... What's your name again?"

by It's the truth! December 2, 2007

Textument

Having an argument via text messaging.

Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.

by Theosus2 December 17, 2008

Tectung

(noun.) a word used when describing feats that were well performed, or impressive. Popular amongst extreme sports.

Synonym: awesome, epic, intense
Antonym: stupid, fail, sketchy

Dude, that misty-360 he pulled off was so tectung. Landing was solid too

by PKF September 20, 2010

Tecumpante

Someone who like a tube up there ass and drops a vibrated inside the tube into the

He prefers to be tecumpanted

by How to fickle December 18, 2019

Tecumpante

Someone who like a tube up there ass and drops a vibrated inside the tube into the

He prefers to be tecumpanted

by How to fickle December 18, 2019

Techumpets

In new-age Mexican fiesta music, sometimes during long and drawn out trumpet solos they will mix and cut the trumpets sounds creating a techno/Edm feel.

Hey man did you hear that New Mexican song?
No.
Oh it’s really good, they bring in the techumpets throughout the whole thing.

by Pgrogz April 11, 2021

Teitum

Hates people..

“Teitum hates everyone.”
“Don’t get all flustered and end up being a Teitum at dinner, please.”

by Subkittay November 24, 2021