Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

by randomrandom November 20, 2010

Textonics

Textual Ebonics
Words used to describe ones emotions, actions, etc. in text messages

I see you have just purchased your first phone, you may need to learn textonics from a more experienced cell phone owner.

by SmiteM3 January 6, 2009

tecktonic

tecktonic is a new variant of tekno dance/music, with a fast beat and heavy bass. The dancing part of tecktonic is like raving/gabba crossed with krumping.

ITS AWESOME

DJ Dess is one of tha best tecktonic DJs'z.

Bob: OMG did you see how great Katie is at tecktonic?
Fred: Yeah... She moves fast =

by Watevah January 11, 2008

textonic

a type of relationship in which two people are strictly texting, not talking on the phone or videochatting.

A: hey so whats up with you and Jill?
B: oh we're strictly textonic
A: you mean platonic?
B: no, textonic man. we just text.

by chicamellow September 7, 2011

Teutonic Thrash

Pure fucking raw thrash metal hailing from Germany consisting of the teutonic 4 bands which are Kreator, Destruction, Sodom, and Tankard.

Also Headhunter, Angel Dust, Witchburner, Exumer, Holy Moses

Chris: Dude did you pick up the new Kreator album?
John: Yup im fucking hooked on that Teutonic Thrash you know!
Chris: Bro same

by Thrashed Serotonin May 22, 2021

textonic

A based man.

(Male) Right: (says something based)
Left: Quit being so Textonic

by αтσм#1544 July 30, 2022

Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.

Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?

by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019