tecktonic 

tecktonic is a new variant of tekno dance/music, with a fast beat and heavy bass. The dancing part of tecktonic is like raving/gabba crossed with krumping.

ITS AWESOME

DJ Dess is one of tha best tecktonic DJs'z.

Bob: OMG did you see how great Katie is at tecktonic?
Fred: Yeah... She moves fast =]

tecktonic by Watevah January 11, 2008

tektonik 

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.

Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?

tektonik by jarsilver August 5, 2008

tacitonic 

Music that can be understood or implied without being stated.

That is tacitonic.

tacitonic by tacitonic February 23, 2021

Teutonic Plague 

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.

1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."

Teutonic Plague by rose kennedy December 21, 2008

Tectonic Shit 

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

Tectonic Shit by Technobish October 31, 2017

tecktonik 

Tecktonik seems to be a new French electro-dancing style as well as a modern name for French Electronic Music that is currently very popular in European Clubs.

It's dancing style is very hectic and rapid, with a bit of hip hop influences, but mostly looking like epileptic seizures- which is in no way meant as a negative way, considering the strobe lights usually make you look like that anyway.

"Woah, look at his Tecktonik moves!"
"This song is so tecktonik!"

tecktonik by Lucky#Slevin December 9, 2008

Tectonic Meat Slippage 

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

Tectonic Meat Slippage by killersbytrade January 31, 2010