Refers to that of a Geek, however is much cooler or rather dope. They are the cool kids of the science world. They know a lot about technology and advancements in modern science. They have a really high understanding of technology and how everyday things work. Technology jocks aren't your everyday "Geek Squad" of IT repair man they know the nooks and crannies of all technology, in the scenario that they don't they will learn quickly. They acel in both Science and Math, however not limited to those subjects. They argue their side until they are proven wrong or the opponent loses, they can be stubborn at times but are generally speaking nice and flexible. They are the type of person that will be very successful in life. They aren't the type of people to back down from a fight, but they know their limitations, because of this they constantly push themselves to greatness and new heights. Some times they are viewed as condescending or arrogant, however truly aren't, It's rather that they have high expectations for all. Technology jocks are cooler than any other "jock" e.g. "theater jock" "Regular Jock" (The ones who are good at sports). The Term Technology Jock should never be overused as the term "genius" is.
That Sean guy, he knows his technology, he's such a Technology Jock.
That Isaac guy is a really good programer, he's such a Technology Jock.
I'm not a nerd, I'm a Technology Jock.
Oh, That Sean guy, I'm so glad he is a Technology Jock. It would be so annoying if he were a Theater Jock, and always breaking into songs.
That Isaac guy is a really good programer, he's such a Technology Jock.
I'm not a nerd, I'm a Technology Jock.
Oh, That Sean guy, I'm so glad he is a Technology Jock. It would be so annoying if he were a Theater Jock, and always breaking into songs.
by Totally_Not_Isaac_Or_Sean May 3, 2017
Get the Technology Jock mug.Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"
by Boneco123 August 5, 2020
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“oh wow! all she did was touch the printer and it stopped showing an error message...what a technology goddess!”
by TiffanyFey March 15, 2018
Get the technology goddess mug.A hangover where instead of drinking heavily the night before, one used to much technology. Symptoms: Headache, Drowsiness, Dizziness, etc.
by redrulz April 13, 2011
Get the Technology Hangover mug.The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.
"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
by archyis July 7, 2009
Get the Technology Budget Filibuster mug.Why are we playing Technology Tag today. I called you and missed your call. I texted you and missed your return text and emailed you and you have not responded.
by charles allen March 15, 2008
Get the Technology Tag mug.Technology love is where (usually) a man resorts to playing with technology, speding thousands on computers, and buying new gadgets because he can't get a woman
Adrian had a massive technology love. He had lot's of computer hardware. But unfortunately he couldn't get a woman.
by Nick_51 February 29, 2008
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